I got a bagel with hummus and coffee at the airport and it was still $6. Highway robbery

The airport is so busy this time of day

The airport is so busy this time of day

You know that thing where you’re cold but only on one side so one nipple is hard and the other one isn’t and it’s like your chest has a concussion

puppysteeb:

whengoodthoughtsgoawry:

bluhstrider:

girl scouts are letting in trans girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas

boy scouts are just now allowing gay scouts in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gay scouts and straight scouts in different tents. also they still ban atheists,

girl scouts: 10000   boy scouts: 0

Little tidbit, Boy Scouts was created to train boys for the military and how to stay in line, Girl Scouts was created to teach girls independence and entrepreneurial savy.

girl scouts: 10001   boy scouts: 0

darkdemandingchild:

sinfulhime:

kirschtein-relatable:

this video saved me from my sickness

CHRIST WHAT THE GLORIOUS FUCK 

Beautiful

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

Willow Smith vs. Panic! At the Disco - I Whip Hair Not Tragedies
544,500 plays

rebekhaleesi:

we-r-who-we-blow:

crazygracefulburger:

iridessence:

we-r-who-we-blow:

I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …

oh mY GOD

WHY DOES THIS WORK NO

This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all

How do you even realize this is on point?

littlemammal:

littlemammal:

6 selfies 2k14

not a guy, they/them

minibots-official:

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

you’re ready