I got a bagel with hummus and coffee at the airport and it was still $6. Highway robbery
You know that thing where you’re cold but only on one side so one nipple is hard and the other one isn’t and it’s like your chest has a concussion
girl scouts are letting in trans girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gay scouts in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gay scouts and straight scouts in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
Little tidbit, Boy Scouts was created to train boys for the military and how to stay in line, Girl Scouts was created to teach girls independence and entrepreneurial savy.
girl scouts: 10001 boy scouts: 0
this video saved me from my sickness
CHRIST WHAT THE GLORIOUS FUCK
Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.
I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …
oh mY GOD
WHY DOES THIS WORK NO
This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all
How do you even realize this is on point?
You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?
Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.