dutchster:

when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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Oh yeah I never made a 4/13 post

Happy birthday John, you can finally bone Nic Cage

I went to a Passover Seder for a Jewish friend of mine and as the stuff started I suddenly remembered it was the story about Pharaoh doing a Bad and I was like

oh shit. my gods are the egyptian ones.

sits here awkwardly for an hour and a half while the stuff happens

ruinsofxerxes:

ruinsofxerxes:

imaging roy mustang dramatically singing set fire to the rain

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hey look jason it’s back again

hey look jason it’s back again

aimmyarrowshigh:

You know what the best part of last night’s Bob’s Burgers was?

In the episode where Tina writes goofy erotic fanfiction, Tina was treated with respect, and even though her hobby is, admittedly, a funny thing, it was treated with respect. 

In the episode where Tina loves a boy band, Tina was treated with respect, and even though her favorite band are, admittedly, a funny thing, her loving them was treated with respect. 

In the episode where Tina loves (basically) My Little Pony, she was treated with respect. And even though MLP (or the Equestranauts, in Bobverse) are a funny thing, the show itself was still treated with respect and given real reasons why Tina would like it, and Tina was able to hold her own intellectually and passionately about something she loved.  The only people disrespected in the episode were the ones who shit on the concepts and tenets of the show AND who shit on Tina for being the actual intended audience, AND… Tina got to be the one to call that out. Tina got to be the one to save herself and got to stand up for the essence of what she loved TO people who *thought* they were respecting it by trying to deny that Tina could be a meaningful audience. 

Tina is acknowledged by the show as a meaningful person and a meaningful audience no matter what the other characters, or even the viewers, may think about the things she is giving that audience to, and that was the best part. 

That is why I love Bob’s Burgers.

hey! uh. do you mind tagging that last cat pic? animal death is just really touchy for me and I'd rather not see that. even if it's a "joke"
Anonymous

Oh! Sorry anon. Thanks for pointing it out.

crrocs:

finnspjs:

crrocs:

crrocs:

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

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She looks pretty dead

thanks

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.