revolutionator: meowgon: WHY DOES ANYONE THINK THAT DAVE IS COOL found some apple juice oh my god i have to tell john validate my life john validate my choices
CRYING ACTUAL TEARS OF PEDANTIC SADNESS
I hate doing peer review things because I don’t understand how some of these people ever got past middle school with their writing how were they accepted into college?????
It has been about two years since I really...
I still know all the words by heart and still don’t know what they mean asdfasdfkk;l
thornheartcat replied to your post: i still get phone anxiety even if i’m just talking to someone i know well Oh god the phone is the WORST. My therapist was almost going to make me have to call five businesses a day to ask for their hours to get over making calls to people I don’t know I’m a little better about business calls now, because I will never have to talk to them...
i still get phone anxiety even if i'm just talking...
because what if i don’t know how to respond to something and i just grunt and they think i’m being rude or i don’t laugh at a joke because i don’t always outwardly laugh when I think something is funny unless I’ve had a lot of sugar or am actually rested? my reactions to things are extremely subdued anymore in real life, I’m just so tired all the time and...
So they're making a movie called The Raven
nonvieta: painted-bees: Where Edgar Allan Poe is a wealthy(?) action detective who shoots guys on horseback and solves murder crimes to save the life of his beloved. I’m not kidding. Oh. They are…..actually making this a thing. Like…a movie that one can go and see. In theaters. I….am so sad right now. I mean, I know that Edgar Allen Poe was a great fore-father to mystery stories...
Mom Upset About Religious Haunted House →
eccentricpacifist: tuataratough: windatyourheels: supersagan: project-argus: abaldwin360: hatefulatheist: I’d be pissed, too! PASADENA, TX (KTRK) — A local church is using a haunted house to get what it says is an important message across. A local mother says her children not only heard the message, but they saw it as well — and she is not happy about it. Linda Ybarra says she...
Kayla: I wonder if Hussie knows he makes people cry.
Kyri: Of course he knows he makes people cry. And he sits laughing about it. Alone in his room. To his cat.
Kayla: Hussie laughing alone with cats.
doktorz: xamag-homestuck: I did it! @_@ You have no idea how long I’ve been trying to finish this So, awesome lyrics from ‘IAMX - Volatile times’ holy shit
oh my GOD i am having the hardest time going from...
brolaughingalonewithnopants: screams tries for the hundredth time to shove a taper in fails #i am using lube and everything and its been like two months since went up a size I’m sorry, I know you’re talking about gauges, but I can’t not think you’re talking about buttplugs
So I thought I had a new cat best friend
But then he laid on my hand and I tried to get it out from under him and he flipped out and clawed my hand up :C
lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
So I was reading about conjoined twins
And there were these specific twins, Brittany and Abigail, who shared the same torso and had their own spines and hearts and stomachs but shared everything below the liver, so they only had one uterus and reproductive organ set And then I was thinking like, what if they wanted to get married, would it count as a polygamous marriage even if the guy only wanted to marry one of them, because they...
Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last...
brolaughingalonewithnopants: windows-vriska: The Unemployed 5th The Dark Blue Polo Shirt With A Half Popped Collar Gray Wow i sound like a douchebag The Unemployed 5th The Jason Ballcap Grandmaradical OH GREAT I’ll kill you yep im a douche The Gopher/The Stuffer/The Updater (pick your poison, I have a couple jobs at work) 9th pants with two buttons Michelle Neat!
brolaughingalonewithnopants: my-stride: Phoning others. Calling someone on the phone that I do not know, or someone that I haven’t known for a long time. I’ve been told time and time again that this is an irrational, baseless fear that is just an excuse to not do things that I’m asked, to skip out on things. That it’s stupid and makes no sense at all that I am -terrified- of calling someone on...
Shrubbery squirrel is now known as Glub
dothespaceything replied to your post: >Get assigned to write a story with your town as the setting good choices. also i may need your help brainstorming plot events for this goddamn novel. are you okay with being on call for thematic beta-ing? I am completely okay with this
I am the squirrel whisperer
zams-yeah: kyrianne: I make this squirrel sound and 99% of the squirrels on campus waltz right up to me until they get like a foot away and then I guess they realize “wait shit this is a human not a squirrel” and turn around and run off The only ones who don’t come up to me are either deftly ignoring me, or the children of Stevie I think because they’re itty bitty bebe squirrels who dash...
I am the squirrel whisperer
I make this squirrel sound and 99% of the squirrels on campus waltz right up to me until they get like a foot away and then I guess they realize “wait shit this is a human not a squirrel” and turn around and run off The only ones who don’t come up to me are either deftly ignoring me, or the children of Stevie I think because they’re itty bitty bebe squirrels who dash...
>Get assigned to write a story with your town as...
>Decide to write about zombies My story is boss you guys
eccentricpacifist replied to your post: So I was playing some of Silent Hill: Shattered Memories or whatever FUCK EVERY LAST THING
So I was playing some of Silent Hill: Shattered...
Kayla now wants to punch me in the face I can’t help it that I have video game ADD must look and interact with all of the things
windows-vriska: prince-of-wwhales: DIDNT I...
kiriamaya: Other clinically depressed people, help me out here: How do you make yourself do something you know you need to do when you’re in the middle of an episode? :( I like to play games with myself if I can. Not so much fun games as you’re not allowed to drink water until you get this bit of this thing accomplished. And then I get the reward for doing that little thing, and I tell...
tasteofiron replied to your photo: hufflebuff: wecansexy: roxanneritchi: … gpo me orz patpat I know the feel, bro I know it well